This is not a pipe.

The famous pipe. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my pipe? No, it's just a representation, is it not?…

— Rene Magritte

My pen.’ Funny, I wrote that without noticing. ‘The torch’, ‘the paper’, but ‘my pen’. That shows what writing means to me, I guess.…

— John Marsden

I skied on Astroturf and PVC pipe on the slope in my backyard.

— Nick Goepper

“Pipe down cunt”

— Harland Miller

He (David Beckham) does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is…

— Victoria Beckham

That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where I make the most delicious flavored chocolate covered fudge." Then he will be…

— Johnny Depp

I checked out all types of tobacco trying to find one that would be easiest to live with, I ended up using pipe tobacco.…

— David Strathairn

It is a pipe dream to think that that bill is going to the floor and be voted on.

— Peter Roskam

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.

— Fanny Brice

Iron and coal dominated everywhere, from grey to black: the black boots, the black stove-pipe hat, the black coach or carriage, the black iron…

— Lewis Mumford

Night fell clean and cold in Dublin, and wind moaned beyond my room as if a million pipes played the air.

— Patricia Cornwell

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my…

— Anonymous

I do but sing because I must; and pipe but as the linnets sing.

— Alfred Lord Tennyson

Nobody can have your psychedelic experience for you; you just have to screw your courage up and raise the cup to your lips or…

— Dennis McKenna

My real name's McGill. The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to…

— Saul