He wasn’t acknowledging my self-diagnosis at all. What…

“Self-diagnosis is a modern day healthcare crisis.”

— Abhijit Naskar

I am concussed," I announced, entirely sure of my self-diagnosis.

— John Green

...boredom is all about perception. It's a self-diagnosis, plain and simple. If you don't realize you're bored, you're not.

— Susan Maushart

“Because I am thought to be important I am left alone. They call me doctor but I am not the kind of doctor they…

— Phil Jourdan

When you have a diagnosis of cancer, or any serious illness, your choices are basically to be passive and kind of accept whatever is…

— Hamilton Jordan

This probably isn't a very common self-diagnosis. But I reckon that I've got a serious attitude problem.

— Anonymous

“It’s okay. I’m—” “Fine?” Joseph chimed in. “Obviously not. You need to be checked out by a doctor.” “I am a doctor.” I rolled…

— Laura Kreitzer

“He isn’t the kind of doctor you’d call if you’re sick. He is, however, the kind of doctor you’d call if you’re dead.”

— Sheldon Siegel

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

— George S. Kaufman

“From somewhere Marla heard a terrifying scream--her scream--and she lunged at Martin, hitting him in the chest. When she hit him once, she couldn't…

— Barbara Casey

“Beyond relief and recognition, there is a more complicated thing--an understanding that the machinery of the West has never had much of a capacity…

— Omar El Akkad

In sales, as in medicine, a prescription before diagnosis is a mistake in the arts.

— John Naisbitt

[A] person is so much more than the name of a diagnosis on a chart.

— Sharon M. Draper

An untreatable diagnosis is a statement about the medical system, not the patient.

— Barbara Brennan

And then they sign an affidavit swearing that she's not in a vegetative stage. I'll tell you. That's a doctor you really want; they…

— Michael Schiavo