A judge of the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court found…

I [give] maybe the long-winded speeches that not everybody reads, but I can also do a slow jam on Jimmy Fallon better than most.

— Barack Obama

I hate this "crime doesn't pay" stuff. Crime in the United States is perhaps one of the biggest businesses in the world today.

— Peter Kirk

People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life.

— Benson Bruno

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on…

— Will Rogers

When the war closed we were challenged with a peace-time choice between the American system of rugged individualism and a European philosophy of diametrically…

— Herbert Hoover

The Almighty Dollar, that great object of universal devotion throughout our land.

— Washington Irving

Unless Americans come to realize that they are not stronger in the world because they have the bomb but weaker because of their vulnerability…

— Albert Einstein

When any one State in the American Union refuses obedience to the Confederation by which they have bound themselves, the rest have a natural…

— Thomas Jefferson

I hope we don't lose in America this demand that those of us who want this office must be prepared not to handle the…

— Walter H Pater

The United States has been declared under martial law...All constitutional rights have been suspended. Anyone interfering with the collection of urine samples will be…

— Jello Biafra

I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only place where my fears were justified.

— Anita Weiss

There is truth in the reply of a great lawyer when asked how the lawyers who formed the United States Constitution had such a…

— Wallace Stevens

Wake up and smell the facism; The biggests terrorists are not on the streets they are in Government.

— Wandini

My grandparents on my fathers side come to America from Germany, so that made them, German-American. My grandparents on my mothers side came to…

— David Kreger

I doubt that we Americans can come to terms with our money neuroses without understanding the more florid pathology of the very rich for…

— Philip Slater