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“If you sell me a horse that throws a shoe, or starts to limp, or spooks at shadows, I will miss a valuable opportunity. A quite unrecoverable opportunity. If that happens, I will not come back and demand a refund. I will not petition the constable. I will walk back to Imre this very night and set…” quote by Patrick Rothfuss
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““If you sell me a horse that throws a shoe, or starts to limp, or spooks at shadows, I will miss a valuable opportunity. A quite unrecoverable opportunity. If that happens, I will not come back and demand a refund. I will not petition the constable. I will walk back to Imre this very night and set fire to your house. Then, when you run out the front door in your nightshirt and stockle-cap, I will kill you, cook you, and eat you. Right there on your lawn while all your neighbors watch.””

Patrick Rothfuss

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A vivid, hyperbolic threat illustrates the extreme lengths one might go to when feeling betrayed and desperate for revenge.

In simple terms: Extreme revenge for betrayal

Key Takeaway

Consider the consequences of unchecked anger

Themes

revenge betrayal extremes

Mood

anger intense dramatic

Type

narrative warning

When to use this quote

  • personal betrayal
  • legal disputes
  • family conflict
  • business deals
  • conflict resolution

Key Concepts

psychology justice hyperbole

Questions to Reflect On

  • What drives someone to imagine such retaliation?
  • How can one channel anger constructively?
A Different Perspective

Such violent fantasies are unrealistic and can damage relationships

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