Nothing is certain in life but death and taxes. And in…

“They say that nothing is certain but death and taxes, and I already screwed one of those up, so I better pay my taxes…”

— Edmund Alexander Sims

Death and taxes are inevitable.

— Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The difference between death and taxes, is Death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets Will Rogers

— Andrew Guzaldo

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

— Benjamin Franklin

“...but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”

— Benjamin Franklin

Another difference between death and taxes is that you don't have to work like fury to pay for the dying you did last year.

— Robert Quillen

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

— Will Rogers

The only 2 things guaranteed in this life are death and taxes.

— Anonymous

Apart from death and taxes, the one thing that's certain in this life is that I'll never be a fashion icon.

— Bruce Dickinson

Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes.

— Christopher Bullock

Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but death and…

— Benjamin Franklin

But in this world nothing is sure but death and taxes. [Fr., Mais dons ce monde, il n'y a rien d'assure que le mort…

— Benjamin Franklin

“Nothing is certain but death and taxes.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

— Will Rogers

The only certain things in life are death and taxes!

— Benjamin Franklin