Hello, incinerated panties.

“His lazy grin incinerated the rest of my heart.”

— Jordan Deen

“The middle age pair lay in bed sans underwear and genetics played out to the fear of all.   She had a hot flash…

— Byron Haskins

Dumped doesn't even begin to describe it. If you're going to use a trash metaphor, incinerated is more like it.

— Rachel Cohn

If the sun were made of hamsters, the earth would be incinerated.

— Michael Schumacher

“He’s gone, incinerated for all time. I am the ashes left behind, soaked with too many tears, and burdened with an infinite future I…

— Katherine Owen

“it’s full of the remains of those who tried to flee. Some were incinerated entirely. But others, probably overcome with smoke, escaped the worst…

— Suzanne Collins

“His mother was incinerated in the Dresden fire-storm. So it goes.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“I’m just saying that his card-burning would have meant far more, on the day he did it, if he hadn’t already incinerated his life.”

— David James Duncan

“A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying: 'Some nights I don't know why…

— David Henry

“Relax your panties”

— P.C. Cast Kristin Cast

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's…

— Wanda Sykes

Like jolly ranchers sugar daddys. Chocolate covered booty panties.

— Brokencyde

“I seem to recall ripping your panties off last night, so tell me, Soph, whatcha got on under this little red dress?”

— Samanthe Beck

I cant believe I just gave my panties to a geek.

— Sixteen Candles