I joked with my friends that I was doing so much with the…

Are we likely to see rising sea-levels? Not in our lifetimes or hose of our grandchildren. It is not even clear that sea-levels have…

— Don Aitkin

I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like.

— Will Rogers

I remember after I dated this white man, nobody said anything but there was a couple of men in my family that joked after…

— Sanaa Lathan

“Can't you ever get off for good behavior?" he joked. "Sure," I called over my shoulder. "If I was ever good.”

— Richelle Mead

“My personal favorite was watching him play The Game of Life. It’s like the stupidest game ever, but he was thrilled with every turn.…

— Kelly Oram

“I glared at Shane, who gave me an innocent look. With the most serious expression I could make, I joked, “Some of my close…

— Christine Zolendz

Can you ever get off for good behavior?" he joked. I gave him what I hoped was a seductive smile as I found my…

— Richelle Mead

often when I thought I joked, I told the truth, afraid to speak it except in jest.

— Lucy Freeman

“Vidal himself joked that at a certain age lawsuits took the place of sex.”

— Christopher Bram

“So basically you're just a fucking train wreck?" she joked. "I prefer conflicted," I corrected.”

— Chasta Schneider

In lighthearted countries, people joked about this phenomenon, but such serious, practical countries as England, America, and Germany were deeply concerned.

— Jules Verne

I've had times where I've joked, like, 'I'm going to move to Vermont and become a painter.' And sometimes that joke felt like, 'Oh…

— Kate Micucci

“I don’t think my social media obsession is dangerous.” I joked.”

— Cambria Hebert

“Bree smiled at me. "Don't worry about me. I think I can handle him. In fact, I want to handle him," she joked. "All…

— Cate Tiernan

I joked recently that I thought 30 seconds a day for three years would be the best way to enjoy it, and I'm going…

— Mitchell Hurwitz