You wanted to see me, Professor?

With the artists, I don't teach, I coach. I can't tell them how to make art. I tell them to make more art. I…

— Dave Hickey

I was always on the outside. It was the worst when I still wanted to be a professor, having to deal with colleagues and…

— Georg Baselitz

“Heaven help me, but I wanted my professor to be my boyfriend.”

— Cora Carmack

You wanted to see me, Professor Dippet?

— Tom Riddle

I can honestly say that, growing up, it never crossed my mind that I could ever make anything. I could write articles about things,…

— Stephanie Savage

I HEARD SHE REALLY WANT ME BAD LIKE HOW MONIQUE WANTED PROFESSOR

— 710

My mother wanted me to be a professor, because I have several people in my family who are professors at university,

— Jose Manuel Barroso

It was always assumed I would be a professor. I grew up thinking it.

— Daniel Kahneman

Once I had a professor say to me, "You know you have as much education as a lot of white people." I answered, "Doctor,…

— Joycelyn Elders

My mother was an economics professor. I'm proficient in math, and statistics, game theory, symbolic logic and all of that.

— Dave Hickey

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.

— Judy Tenuta

“The Professor is coming...”

— Anonymous

Consider him in his highest incarnation: the university professor. What is his function? Simply to pass on to fresh generations of numskulls a body…

— H. L. Mencken

I never had a single female professor throughout my whole education, from the beginning of university to the end. Even all the books were…

— Margaret Geller

You get kicked around long enough, you become a professor of pain.

— Ernest Borgnine