Or a Moonie festival or something.

“There is still a certain grace in a dead festival. It has been happy.”

— Victor Hugo

There's nothing like a music festival. People are ready to have a good time. I don't think anyone comes to a festival going, 'I'm…

— Gary Clark, Jr

I once went to Alba, Italy, during their white truffle festival, and I was like, 'Just leave me here!'

— Amber Valletta

Slamdance actually is indie and rebellious. Sundance obviously felt threatened.

— Yony Leyser

May your life be as colorful, magnificent, shimmering and magical as the lights from the lamps of Diwali! Happy Diwali!

— Anonymous

I am deeply honored that my team is being recognized by H.S.H. Prince Albert II and the Festival de Television de Monte-Carlo for Disney/ABC's…

— Anne Sweeney

If you're not keen on crowds, it might be best to give Edinburgh a miss during festival time when it can get extremely busy.

— Dexter Fletcher

It's strange to play outdoors, especially in the daytime. But we're figuring it out. The rules are different for festival shows - how you…

— Andrew Dost

I don't ever take anything for granted. I know... people would kill for the opportunity to play on festival stages and whatnot.

— Mija

The worst parts of playing a festival are walking. Not a fan of walking. The mud, I can handle. But the walking? No, ta.

— Gerry Cinnamon

Cannes is a sort of gladiators' arena, and that's the fun part of it. When you accept to come here to open the festival,…

— Olivier Dahan

You can have the best production, the best stage in the world, but without a crowd, the festival is nothing.

— Hardwell

I always go to the Cannes Film Festival and it's just such a glamorous time.

— Georgina Chapman

I did a ski festival in Austria once. I was struck by how friendly Austrians were, before gradually realising it's more that Glaswegians are…

— Frankie Boyle

Parklife is one of the festivals I most look forward to. The crowds are wild; I love seeing that energy, those sweaty moshpits.

— AJ Tracey