WHAT THE F*CK!

“Huh?" He said. "Lets go guys, We will find Sunflower, save Repeater, turn Dave back to normal, find Infi-Nut, AND Beat the Sh*t out…

— Myron Mitchell

“WHAT THE F*CK!" Bonk Choy said. "Hey, LANGUAGE!" Sunflower yelled. Bonk Choy saw 100 Giga-Gargantuars and more. "That's like fighting Dr. Zomboss!" Infi-Nut said.…

— Myron Mitchell

“The Zombies stayed in and sat on the bed. More Zombies came and they just spoke about brains and boogers and burgers and boobs…

— Myron Mitchell

“Peashooter called the cops. The cops were Bonk Choy and Wall-Nut. BC was a bad cop, and Wall-Nut was a good cop. BC stared…

— Myron Mitchell

“Zomboss summoned 20 Zombies, 15 Cone-heads, 10 Bucket-heads 7 Pole Vaulters, 5 Football Zombies, 10 Gargantuars, and 5 Zombonis. "This”

— Myron Mitchell

“Behold!" He said. "My Lazer Destructo-Beam!" Zomboss shot Peashooter and he fell. "I remember! THAT'S how I got unconscious!" Snow Pea said. Just then,…

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“Infi-Nut looked at the Telescope. "This is not just a Telescope!" Infi-Nut said. "It looks like its a Bazooka." Penny said. Infi-Nut sat in…

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“AAAAA! HELP!" Snow Pea Screamed. "I got it!" Penny said. She pulled out a cage and put Zombie Sunflower in. "That wont hold her…

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“One day, someone dared Sunflower to drink one gallon of mixture wine, liquor, beer, and Mickey Finn in under 1 minute.”

— Myron Mitchell