Curling muh hair

We'll explain the appeal of curling to you if you explain the appeal of the National Rifle Association to us.

— Andy Barrie

Desktop computers - boxes inside boxes - began appearing in those cubicles in the mid-eighties, electrical cords curling on the floor like so many…

— Jill Lepore

But here's the deal: If I were smart, I could figure out curling. If I were even smarter, I could figure out why people…

— Bob Schieffer

The gap between junior curling and men's curling is just huge.

— Brendan Bottcher

Hair is an issue for most women, and after washing, blow-drying, flat-ironing, curling, braiding, twisting and spending the time and money on it, who…

— Nicole Ari Parker

I have to have my curling tong with me at all times.

— Angela Rippon

I appreciate all the people I've met through curling. It's been woven through the story of my life. But that win-at-all-costs attitude is, thankfully,…

— Colleen Jones

I kind of feel like curling combines this weird vision of people sliding down a lane, and it looks like it combines bowling and…

— Joe Buck

I try to live my life that way - there's not a whole lot of point getting worked up about things you can't control,…

— Brendan Bottcher

I loved curling and I loved the social aspect of it, the team. It's like if you had the same golf foursome for a…

— Colleen Jones

“For all who are infatuated with Olympic Curling, be sure check your local listings for the Paint Drying World Championships later this year.”

— Mike Gregory

I don't know if there's any sport that's stupid, but I really don't understand curling. I guess I'm just not into brooms on ice.

— Julie Foudy

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

— Andy Rooney

Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the…

— Charles Barkley

For me, there's nothing better than curling up in my favorite blanket on a cloudy or rainy day and just knit. Especially in front…

— Magdalena Neuner