When you're in bed, you're dead

“Well finish your story anyway." Where was I?" The bubonic plague. The bulldozer was stalled by corpses." Oh, yes. Anyway, one sleepless night I…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“I'll go sleep on the couch," James said. "No, you won't," Poppy said firmly. She flopped on the bed beside him. "You're dead tired.…

— L. J. Smith

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

— Kevin Hart

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live…

— Edwin Edwards

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

— Anonymous

“The only way I won't be re-elected is if I were found in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.”

— Edwin Edwards

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

— Edwin Edwards

No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.

— Kevin Hart

Library: A place where the dead lie.

— Elbert Hubbard

“I’m just–” She wanted to say “not in the mood,” but that was not only a cliché but a vast understatement. She was dead.”

— Will McIntosh

If you’re alive, don’t move, if you’re dead, don’t worry about it.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

It's a really dark, emotionally wrenching world that we've created on 'The Walking Dead.'

— Laurie Holden

Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I can't be a legend yet. I'm not dead.

— Maynard James Keenan

I'm going to stay on stage until I drop dead. Then I'm going to have myself stuffed, like Trigger, and I'm going to put…

— Debbie Reynolds