I'm so bloated and gassy, I'm like a flotation device.

“Laughter feels like our flotation device -- it won't pull us out of the storm, but it might carry us through, if we can…

— Emery Lord

If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.'

— Whoopi Goldberg

“Life is gassy you just have to blow through it to see clearly and if eventually you see through, don't be misleaded by what…

— Mark Abraham Eyiremi

“You bloated dickhead, you really are proof that evolution can go in reverse.”

— Cherise Sinclair

The hardest part was four days after the surgery - my heart rate was very high, I was choking, I couldn't cough, and I…

— Jeff Green

You don't learn anything from success. You know, it's comfortable, it's nice, it's warm, but success just leaves you kind of feeling a little…

— Nick Nolte

“Hatred is an animal you feed, and I imagined that after four years, Aaron’s became plump and bloated.”

— Krista Ritchie

When I get really bloated my belly can swell up to the point where I literally look two months pregnant.

— Megan McKenna

I was never particularly wild, just very busy and often didn't think about what I was putting into my body. Today things are very…

— Britt Ekland

After we have calmly stood by and allowed monopolies to grow fat, we should not be asked to make them bloated.

— John Griffin Carlisle

It's an established fact. Some women can't stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for…

— Rich Cohen

What I found about 'Nashville' coming in is it's about these small performances. It can be on a big stage but detailed, small, heartfelt,…

— Chip Esten

The body is dynamic. You can eat something and get bloated in minutes.

— Phil Heath

Some women can't stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by…

— Rich Cohen

The broken consumer credit market had to be repaired by making sure that consumers had the right information and could use it effectively. That…

— Elizabeth Warren