I can't have sex with a sandwich. Can I?

“Does it work with sandwiches? he asked. I didn't move. He handed it over. George was watching with a kind of neutral curiosity, and…

— Aimee Bender

Lunch is usually a salad or a sandwich. If I'm on set, I'll have catering, but I'm well behaved with that stuff. It's easy…

— Emily Ratajkowski

My brothers each reacted differently to 'Blood Sandwich.' It's a very specific type of odd feeling when there's a song written about you. People…

— Aesop Rock

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.

— Don Rickles

Cape Cod baseball dates back to the time of the Civil War. A poster at the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown touts a round-trip…

— Jane Leavy

I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season.

— Edward Gorey

In 1981, I borrowed 2,000 pounds - a lot of money back then - paid 50 quid for a seat, packed my own sandwich,…

— Pierce Brosnan

If she's still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.

— Psyche_Zeroh

I just happened to be in Paris during one of the fashion weeks and was out one night at a table with a few…

— Terence Trent D'Arby

I said you could sue a ham sandwich. It's not going to change anything. Well, you can audit a ham sandwich, and it's not…

— John Fetterman

I get the same lurching thrill now when I'm about to sit down to an egg mayonnaise sandwich and a packet of plain crisps…

— Viv Albertine

“The idea of a sandwich as a snack goes back to Roman times. Scandinavians perfected the technique with the Danish open-faced sandwich, or smorroebrod,…

— DeeDee Stovel

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham…

— Anonymous

I have days where the only words I say are to the person making my sandwich at the grocery store.

— Stephan Pastis

A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.

— Peter Drury