I call her pain in the ass, she call me arrongant…

“My letters seeking a job, though truthful, diminished the full truth. Face would blanch if the facts had been complete: "Dear Sir," I thought.…

— Edward Bunker

“Yes, the hermitage is underground--miles beneath the surface of Antarctica. And yes, Ike refers to it as unten--literally 'under' or 'below.' But, hello, it's…

— Mark Leyner

“Black folk etymological theory posits that motherfucker was a term developed by the children of enslaved Africans in the United States. According to this…

— H. Sammy Alim and Geneva Smitherman

“After the exciting word lesson, he started telling me all the possible Q words one can spell without a U. I wondered, Is there…

— Roxane Gay

If someone hates you without reason, Give that motherfucker a reason

— Khalifa Shavez

Try again, motherfucker!

— Michael Blackson

“Not worth it," Cheryl decreed, "been there, done that, got the fuckin' t-shirt and it didn't fit so I threw the motherfucker out.”

— Kristen Ashley

You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother word to the motherfucker

— NWA

Bullshit, motherfucker! Do you know who you are fucking with?

— Michael Blackson

You dizzy motherfucker, you! -Tommy DeVito

— Goodfellas

“Motherfucker! York was going to punch the shit out of Griffin directly after this session was over. If he so much as laid a…

— Charlene Hartnady

Goin off on a motherfucker like that with a gat that's pointed at yo ass.

— NWA

“I DON'T BREAK, MOTHERFUCKER”

— Kimber S. Dawn

“Don’t say pussy in church, motherfucker.” “Oh yeah? Because motherfucker is better?”

— Harper Sloan

“Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the…

— Neal Stephenson