They’d like the world to think they’re hot snot on a gold…

If I had a chance to do things over again, I might not start singing. It was my husband Doolittle's idea. He pushed me…

— Loretta Lynn

“It's okay Luce, it's not about you, or how you used to eat your boogers until you were seven”

— Jay McLean

“In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those noses were armed with fingers that could…

— Jarod Kintz

We're out playing ball in the gym, I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him.

— Biz Markie

I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in.

— Johnny Depp

“We don't need less kids, just more middle managers...”

— ryan fitzpatrick

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

— Anonymous

I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed…

— Harry Redknapp

“Earwax is nothing more than sound boogers. I’m too congested to hear anything but I love you. Not that I expect you to flick…

— Jarod Kintz

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

— Bill Watterson

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.

— Robin Williams

I always cast people with a sense of humor because people that are super serious don't understand when I ask them to eat a…

— David Gordon Green

When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid, one that stands…

— Drew Magary

A bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. "You want to be careful with those," Ron warned Harry. "When they say every flavor, they…

— Anonymous

Negative thoughts are like boogers, you keep picking at them until you capture it; then youre stuck with a nasty little waste you cant…

— Anonymous