It is perfectly reasonable to despair of a world where the…

I think what the Nobel committee is doing is going beyond war and looking at what humanity can do to prevent war. Sustainable management…

— Wangari Maathai

The point is not that [Bob] Dylan doesn't need a Nobel to attest to how good he is (although he doesn't.) It's that pop…

— David Bennun

My children have often asked me why I never received a Nobel Prize. I used to tell them it was because the Nobel committee…

— Leon M. Lederman

[Bob] Dylan thus deserves the Nobel Prize, not just for "new poetic expressions within the great American song tradition," as the Nobel committee aptly…

— Jay Michaelson

With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize…

— Donald Trump

I'm not sure whether I could win a Nobel Prize or not, but the Nobel Committee called me, and, 'You got the Nobel Prize.'…

— Shuji Nakamura

“When a third wave of poverty overwhelmed me, I knew with even greater certitude than when I had lived in Clerkenwell that the only…

— Quentin Crisp

I'm going to be the first rapper to win the Nobel Peace Prize. I don't know exactly what it would be for, specifically, but…

— Jay IDK

I'd like to win a Booker Prize for writing. A Nobel Peace Prize for my work in peace... and I think that'll probably do.

— Billy Boyd

Two years ago I was on the train from Berlin to Frankfurt when I heard that the Nobel Peace Prize had been awarded to…

— Liao Yiwu

President Trump should win the Nobel Peace Prize. What we need is only peace.

— Moon Jae-in

National Review once opined, many years ago, that, every year, the Nobel peace prize should go to the U.S. secretary of defense: The American…

— Jay Nordlinger

Obama's Nobel Peace Prize is an exquisite act of condescension from Norwegians, a dog biscuit and a pat on the head to the American…

— Mark Steyn

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

— Michael O'Leary

The Oscar seems to have been confused with the Nobel Peace Prize.

— Janet Maslin