The diaper commercial where the babys have a diaper…

When I come home from work, if I just played a really good game and I'm on top of the world, I think changing…

— Kirk Cousins

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9.

— Nikki Reed

“A photograph of a disposable diaper floating in the arctic miles away from human habitat fueled my daily determination to save at least one…

— Gloria Ng

“You haven't lived until you duct-taped a diaper on a dog.”

— Lisa Scottoline

How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper.

— Benjamin Spock

It's so funny because as a parent you kind of just fall into your roles. Nate loves to change a diaper more than anybody…

— Jeremiah Brent

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

— Roddy Piper

“I'm wearing a diaper. Right now.”

— Jerry Stahl

“Love has already put on its pants by the time you realize your diaper needs to be changed.”

— Jarod Kintz

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute.

— John Tesh

One of my dreams was being called a 'Diaper Dandy' by Dick Vitale. He calls me that all the time now. It's surreal.

— Trae Young

“Putting a disposable diaper on a baby with diarrhea is kinda like putting your thumb over the end of a garden hose.”

— Amber Dusick

I take a little pride in my diaper-changing, actually.

— Clayton Kershaw

I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it?

— Kim Kardashian

As any parent knows, sharing diaper duty sure beats changing them all yourself.

— Brianna Keilar