I should have picked the photograph, it lasted longer than…

I swear Kim Kardashian's first marriage lasted longer than some of my iPhone chargers.

— Lilly Singh

Hogan's Heroes' lasted longer than the war.

— Richard Dawson

I've had diseases that lasted longer than my marriages.

— Nell Carter

He told himself that he would have to start reading thicker books: they lasted longer, and made more comfortable pillows.

— Paulo Coelho

“I might not have been the brightest bulb in the box, but I lasted longer and provided more light in the long run.”

— Patricia H. Graham

I have three friendships that have lasted a long time, but everybody else has come and gone.

— Alexa Vega

There was a period of time that I got rather big-headed. It lasted about three weeks.

— David Essex

Sometimes,” he said after a second that lasted a million years, “things get broken. And they can’t be fixed.

— Megan Hart

I told the caterer I'd work for nothing if he'd teach me about catering. I lasted one week full-time. It was exhausting.

— Diane Mott Davidson

“Like many people who lasted any length of time in the rescue professions, she'd worn out the 'if' factor pretty quickly. You were where…

— Nevada Barr

“It can't last forever. Others have thought such things, in bad times before this, and they were always right, they did get out one…

— Margaret Atwood

The battle, if you could call it that, lasted no more than a few seconds.

— John Flanagan

Forever can never be forever, cause if forever was forever we would have, Lasted.

— Mercedes Rose Negrete

IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT LASTED BUT WHEN ITS DEAD LET IT GO PUT IT IN THE CASKET

— Fabolous

...nothing wonderful lasted forever. Joy was as fleeting as a shooting star that crossed the evening sky, ready to blink out at any moment.

— Nicholas Sparks