Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable…

“Anyway, it's a pretty good story," I said. "You have to admit." "Yeah?" He crumpled up the Kleenex, having dispatched the solitary tear. "You…

— Michael Chabon

“Our memories are filled with the hundreds of people who have walked through our lives, touched us in some way, and then seemingly disappeared…

— G.M. Ford

“The jolly old elf’s nose was red, but not from cold — rather, from the brutality of a dozen boxes of Kleenex. Mucus flowed…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

Blair Waldorf: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!

— Gossip Girl

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

— Cher

Kleenex would have made a mint today.

— Larry Harvey

“I wanted to be grossed out. Instead, I had the surprising thought that I really really wanted someone who would do that: put my…

— Melissa Jensen

Girl please, I can remove 90% of your 'beauty' with a Kleenex.

— Cuts And Scars

What's so bad about Google knowing I need Kleenex? Look at it in the aggregate - see how information... can be used to target…

— Lisa Joy

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

— Mike Birbiglia

“Only Jess could make Kleenex sexy.’ – Abigail”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I learned just by going around. I know all about Kleenex factories, and all sorts of things.

— Anne, Princess Royal

“How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it?" L. R. W. Lee”

— L.R.W. Lee

I believe husbands should be like kleenex soft, strong, and disposable.

— Anonymous

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

— Art Hoppe