Thank the lort!

Thank ya lort I'm liveing fort da lort

— Madea

I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya jesus!

— Madea

Just remember: to be grateful and thank the people who are there and support you along the way is a great start to success.

— Meryl Davis

And a special thank you to the citizens of Massachusetts: You are paying all the taxes, creating all the jobs, raising all the children.…

— Mitt Romney

I have enjoyed my time at Chelsea and would like to thank the club and the fans for their support.

— Nemanja Matic

I was a terrible student. I didn't graduate magna cum laude: I graduated 'Thank you, Lawdy!'

— Shannon Sharpe

As a fan of the books, I feel fortunate to be part of 'The Hunger Games' family. It was an amazing experience; I am…

— Amandla Stenberg

My graduation speech: I would like to thank wikipedia, copy and paste. I'm out peeps.

— Brookelle Willcox

“My thank-yous always come out rather labored. I often don't give them at all. People do what they're supposed to do and then wait…

— Gillian Flynn

I've been very close to Konnan for many years now. I thank him for much of my success in this industry. He opened the…

— Rey Mysterio

I want to thank my parents and my coaches, who brought me out of Guwahati.

— Hima Das

Dear God...thank you for bein there when no one else was.

— Anonymous

You made my day when I opened your gift/card. What a fun gift. Thank you for making my day.

— Anonymous

I know that sometimes I am hard to deal with. Still, you manage to stay by my side. Thank you for just being there…

— Anonymous

I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.

— Gib Lewis