Compared to Hell, this jail cell is like a five-star hotel.

I don't want this to be a distraction. This has been distracting enough. I'm not going to rehash this going forward. I'm sure other…

— Jayson Werth

Jail is definitely not cool. Education is.

— Ja Rule

Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation.

— Brad Blanton

This is for all those disturbed females that are either with a guy that should be locked up, or crying over some dude in…

— Adar Burks

[As in the case of] alcohol prohibition, illegality has driven organized crime, sent countless people to jail, and killed many thousands. Repression does not…

— Sam Branson

“Do not fear ARREST. Why? Because, there is REST at the end of each AR"REST"; either in jail or in the grave. The wisest…

— Opoong Amankwaa

Almost makes you want to go to jail out here, doesn't it?

— William J. Clinton

They would almost throw the cops in jail when they tried to arrest me.

— Lawrence Taylor

a TEN-YEAR-OLD lad in Indianapolis who was arrested for picking up coal along the side of railroad tracks is now in jail. If the…

— Mother Jones

Those type of whites who are always going to jail with Negroes are the ones who tell Negroes to be loving and be kind…

— Malcolm X

A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that…

— Gorgeous_girl

I am surprised that many people disregard the fact that the end for almost all drug dealers ends up being the cemetery or the…

— Juan Pablo Escobar

As we go on with our lives we tend to forget that the jails and the hospitals and the madhouses and the graveyards are…

— Charles Bukowski

When I produced Spartacus, the writer was Dalton Trumbo, who spent a year in jail because he would not answer McCarthy's questions about other…

— Kirk Douglas

I take no pleasure in seeing DeLay swing gently in the wind. But the thing I believe in the most is ethics. If someone…

— Tom DeLay