I love The Onion videos, those are amazing.

I've just always been making videos. And then I just put them online and, luckily, they all took off.

— Lucas Cruikshank

“Onion ring?" Zara said, handing her a leftover carton. As everyone knows, the offer of an onion ring is not to be taken lightly.…

— Gina Damico

Fully stripped down, an onion is a pile of scattered layers; it has no center.

— Richard Eder

That awesome moment when you find an onion ring at the bottom of your fries!

— Anonymous

Once I started writing at 'The Onion' I was like, oh this is it, this is my dream job, I've achieved my dream job.

— Megan Ganz

“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”

— Will Rogers

I admit it, I do like pickled red onion. I made some the other day. You just slice up the onion, pull it apart…

— Rachel Khoo

If half an onion is black with rot, it is a rotten onion. A man is good or he is evil. (Melisandre of Asshai)

— George R. R. Martin

When I was growing up in Chicago, my family and I used to go to a local chain, Hackney's, for burgers and their French…

— Jami Attenberg

“Whatever you is, Onion," he said, "be it full.”

— James McBride

“Eventually we found ourselves in the middle of an onion field. When you’re hungry and don’t know where and when your next meal is…

— Duff McKagan

My mother was making $135 a week, but she had resilience and imagination. She might take frozen vegetables, cook them with garlic, onion and…

— Anonymous

I never felt ostracized or made to feel strange by obsessing over 'The Onion' or 'Calvin and Hobbes.' That was considered completely normal.

— Simon Rich

The onion and its satin wrappings is among the most beautiful of vegetables and is the only one that represents the essence of things.…

— Charles Dudley Warner

Acting is like peeling an onion. You have to peel away each layer to reveal another.

— Juliette Binoche