Well, I guess I'm single for the night and you can sit…

Dear haters... thank you, you gave me a job. Yours sincerely, middle finger.

— Anonymous

“(After witnessing a young Indian man throwing a popped grain of some sort at a caged, humiliated mountain lion) That was it. I grabbed…

— Jack Turner

My middle finger is used when words aren't enough for people to understand that they're annoying.

— Anonymous

If I fall in the field and ain't no more air for me Pour some on the ground and put one in the air…

— Nhial Gatyung

Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.

— Ted

“He knelt quickly, bit her hard on the ass, then bobbed back up as she yelped and straightened in surprise. He pressed a hand…

— Scott Nicolay

“Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were…

— Tara Gilesbie

Stupid females gone talk regardless of how you feel, so I switch hard, have a smile on my face, and throw the middle finger…

— Anonymous

Do it all the time. Do it all night. Middle finger up to the sky.

— Cobra Starship

“Everyone has bad days...'my Dear MIDDLE FINGER, Thanks for sticking up for me!”

— Napz Cherub Pellazo

My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.

— Ted

Well, I guess I'm single for the night, And you can sit right on my middle finger for the night. And if I sound…

— Lil Wayne

“. . . I had on . . . black jeggings under a fitted, sleeveless, flowered dress, so he could see my true shape…

— Eric Jerome Dickey

Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me.…

— Suzanne Collins

Hold your head up high, and put your middle finger up to the haters because your life will go on with or without them.

— SONYA PARKER