I spent every day just praying that I didn't look like a…

I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff.

— Jessie J

Colin thought about the dork mantra: sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. What a dirty lie.

— John Green

People think I'm cool - it's a virtue of my job! In real life I'm absolutely not cool, but I think if you have…

— Shura

I was the dork in high school who sang musical numbers up and down the hallways.

— Amy Adams

“Conviction without sight is a consequence of religious magnanimity, but in reality, it is the dork's apparel.”

— Zeru (Chize) Ryan Ogunkah

Human behavior is so intriguing. I find myself giving thumbs up signs all the time. I know I look like an absolute dork, but…

— Anne Heche

I love college. I know I sound like a dork.

— Alexis Dziena

So, thanks,” Vivian said. “For what?” I looked up at her, confused. “For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic of a…

— Kiersten White

“its a dork fish”

— Bill Engvall

I'm kind of a dork. I don't have much game. I'm not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being home playing…

— Wentworth Miller

You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to explain myself.

— Hank Green

“Goodness, I was already a dork most of the times. I didn’t need to be a drunk or high dork.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out!”

— John Candy

You really think all of those indie music dorks go to SXSW every year to check out music? They go there to wear their…

— Mark Kozelek

In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.

— Molly Ivins