My first kiss and I'm comatose. Great.

There’s something insupportable about being pissed with the one person on this planet that sends your adrenaline flowing to remind you that you’re alive.…

— Ana Castillo

The type that makes me laugh and cry and scream and double over and dance and walk and spit and live and die and…

— Lori Ann Felker

Which was why, some six hours later, Alexia Maccon's daughter was born inside the head of an octomaton in the presence of her husband,…

— Gail Carriger

In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.

— Molly Ivins

The reason nobody else in my business has any impact is because they're all comatose.

— Harry Chapin

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes. Fun fun fun in the sun sun…

— Howard Goodall

“I nod like a trained puppy, hoping to god I'm not drooling. How am I supposed to go on stage when I can't take…

— Cassie Mae

“The metal door began to roll open as she held her breath. Its parts creaked like the bones of a giant roused from his…

— Angela Panayotopulos

Although drugs are immoral and must be kept from the young, thousands of schools pressure parents to give the drug Ritalin to any lively…

— Gore Vidal

“The first time he saw me, comatose with a head the size of 3 basketballs, he didn't even think it was me.”

— Amy Rankin

Life is better than death. But death comes eventually to everyone. It is something which many in their prime may prefer not to think…

— Lee Kuan Yew

Having a perilous adventure is always better than comatose safety. Always, always, always, always, always.

— James Alan Gardner

Close to comatose brain waves rigamortist. You forget the skit the most high tortoise.

— Barrington Levy

With Batman&Robin, the fourth entry in the recent Batman movie series, the profitable franchise appears poised to take a nosedive. This film, which places…

— James Berardinelli

With their endless vacations and pint-sized workweeks, Europe can't produce enough of anything - including more Europeans - to save themselves from doom. So…

— Denis Boyles