Life can't be any shitter

“Course I hardly knew him—saw him sometimes in the break room, once or twice in the shitter, that’s”

— Lauren Oliver

“The Indian peasant is the world’s champion shitter. Stacks of chappaties and mounds of mustard leaf-mash down the hatch twice a day; stacks of…

— Khushwant Singh

“He was just getting off the phone when I entered the room. “Dammit,” I heard him mumble as he plopped down onto the enormous…

— Ree Drummond

“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write,    To thank the God of nature, who conveyed    My soul to me, and with such care…

— Anonymous

The one thing that I keep learning over and over again is that I don't know nothing. I mean, that's my life lesson.

— Dwayne Johnson

The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives have been hurt by it; the only people who insist…

— Chuck Klosterman

When you do things they're absolutely right at that time for you and it can always teach you something about yourself. You can take…

— Kym Marsh

“I've spent much of my life calling my intuition "something wrong with me.”

— Deanna L. Lawlis

“There's more to life than you can see. Your sight is limited.”

— Tammy Kling

Entertainment is a sacred pursuit when done well. When done well, it raises the quality of human life.

— Michael Chabon

I value the experiences that come with life too much to sit by and not put my full effort into them.

— Jim Miller

Life works most perfectly when a reciprocal love relationship is in place between man and God.

— Beth Moore

Life is full of change. That's how we learn and grow.

— Anonymous

What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions. Life is plurality, death is uniformity. By suppressing differences and…

— Octavio Paz

Of all the people who have affected my life and influenced the choices I've made, none has been more important than my father. I…

— Teddy Atlas