First I drink, then I smoke, start up the car.

Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke, I'd win twenty games every year. It's easy when you don't drink or smoke or horse…

— Whitey Ford

“You should never try to jump start your car while taking a shower”

— Neil Leckman

“Don't ask for directions if you're not going to start the car.”

— Rob Liano

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.

— Lenny Bruce

I still don't know how to jump-start a car, even though it's been told to me a million times. But I do love thinking…

— Dan Trachtenberg

“A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start your car.
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— Jarod Kintz

“How much money are we talking about Mr. Carsten?” “Millions.” Samuel promised. Turning on the overhead light, Anna spread her fingers wide in a…

— Shannon Shaw

My dad wouldn't even start the car until he heard the click of every seat belt.

— Drew Lachey

If you can't eat it, drink it, smoke it, or snort it... then f*ck it!

— Neil Gaiman

I honestly don't care if people drink or smoke...As long as they're responsible. It's drinking and driving that really makes me mad.

— Anonymous

You don't drink and smoke that much, and womanize that much, unless you really want to be punished, I think.

— Matthew Weiner

I try and take lots of vitamins and I don't drink. I do smoke, though, I'd be insufferable if I didn't smoke, you'd have…

— Kate Beckinsale

I got so many bills running through my mind...Just drink and smoke, wanna flow, unwind...

— Wiz Khalifa

Some people Drink and smoke weed to escape reality

— Levita Charin

When you have problems drink and smoke, if not then sleep, if its still there then face it, theres nothing you can do to…

— Franc