Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will disappear…

I calculated that if I live up to the age of 80, then I end up using 450 toothbrushes in my life. All that…

— Dia Mirza

When you have a cavity in your tooth and you let it get worse, eventually you have to get a root canal. If you…

— Olivia Newton-John

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she…

— Steven Wright

Brush your teeth often.

— Sherry Yard

As a kid I had buck teeth and braces and acne. I hated what I saw. I'm still not comfortable, but that's why I…

— Marilyn Manson

I never give anyone advice: it can backfire horribly. In the 1950s, Eric Morecambe told Ken Dodd to get his teeth fixed. But those…

— Paul Merton

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not…

— Bill Bryson

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

— Woody Allen

He that sleeps feels not the tooth-ache

— William Shakespeare

Now they broke my toothbrush, I don't own anything.

— Lee Child

When I got my braces removed, I felt more like a real woman, any traces of my childhood were stripped, just like the cold…

— Christy Carlson Romano

It's important for me to eat really healthy because I have such a sweet tooth. I eat fish and vegetables for lunch and dinner,…

— Dylan Lauren

“Do you know why people hate the dentist? Visit this blog to get the detailed report on dentist and why people hate to go…

— Dental Made Easy

There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business.

— Henry Boyd

“the greater involution and deeper patina of her left tooth in comparison to the right, the skeptical cast”

— Michael Chabon