Scientists says the world is made up of protons, neutrons…

Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's…

— Frankie Boyle

Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, but I think they forgot to mention the Morons.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

“When you do the math and examine how much energy is produced per atomic union, you find that fusing anything to iron’s twenty-six protons…

— Sam Kean

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.

— Anonymous

“We all are bundles of electric waves or streams of particles – proton, neutron, and electrons. If a piece of metal can be transformed…

— Girdhar Joshi

How do we get from electrons to elections and from protons to presidents?

— John Searle

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

— Babloo

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

— Frank Zappa

I believe that protons do pop in and out of existence from time-to-time; the best example for this phenomena (I believe) is caused by…

— Johnny Luckett

Protons give an atom its identity, electrons its personality.

— Bill Bryson

“Particles like protons or electrons occupy microscopic niches into which only one particle is allowed to sit. Any attempt to compress matter so that…

— John D. Barrow

Protons, neutrons, I ate a rock from the moon.

— Talking Heads

“Even today, more than eighty years after Oort's bold guess, we still don't have a clue what this dark matter is made of. We…

— Christophe Galfard

The world, the human world, is bound together not by protons and electrons, but by stories. Nothing has meaning in itself: all the objects…

— Brian Morton

“I believe that there are 15,747,724,136,275,02,577,605,653,961,181,555,468,044,717,914,527,116,709,366,231,425,076,185,631,031,296 protons in the universe and the same number of electrons.”

— Anonymous