Margaret used her wand to fill her cup with dragon’s wee.

“Margaret used to say that there were two kinds of women: those with clear edges to them, and those who implied mystery.”

— Julian Barnes

If I could wave a magic wand, I'd break up the banking system.

— Kenneth C. Griffin

“Don’t put your wand there, boy!” roared Moody. “What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!” “Who d’you know…

— J.K. Rowling

“One of these days, wizard... One of these days, I will pull the wand from your hand... and shove it up your ass.”

— Jesse Cox

“It's not the wand, it's the wizard.”

— Duff Goldman

“The wand is mighter then the sword.”

— Nancy Gibbs

What must strike any intelligent witch or wizard on studying the so-called history of the Elder Wand is that every man who claims to…

— Anonymous

I always liked the idea in 'Potter' that you don't choose the wand, the wand chooses you, and that relics decide when you're ready…

— Scott Derrickson

Neville kicked aside the broken fragments of his own wand as they walked slowly toward the door. "My gran's going do kill be," said…

— Anonymous

“Snape raised his wand and pointed it directly at Dumbledore. " Avada Kedavra! ”

— J.K. Rowling

“Harry took the wand. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wand above his head, brought it swishing down through…

— J.K. Rowling

Might pull up in Mulan in the drop candy swan. Might swing to your prom with the wand in my palm.

— Riff Raff

Poetical taste is the only magician whose wand is not broken. No hand, except its own, can dissolve the fabric of beauty in which…

— Robert Aris Willmott

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

— Penn Jillette

Whoops - My wand is a little over excited!

— Anonymous