He made a face. “Soy milk. Ugh. Tastes like jizz.” I gave…

“People say, "What’s it like to be a minority of one, or a kick-bag for the Internet?" It washes off me like jizz off…

— Christopher Hitchens

“Charles’s aim, he said, was to tear the government out “at the root.”

— Jane Mayer

“Could you try not aiming so much?" he asked me, still standing there. "If you hit him when you aim, it'll just be luck."…

— J.D. Salinger

“Soy Even though a wide range of products made from soybeans have been marketed as a health food in recent years, research proves that…

— Lana Asprey

“Cafés overflowed anytime but early mornings, for there were few commuters in the neighborhood at that time. After noon, the self-employed, or unemployed, hipsters…

— Phoebe Damrosch

“There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice.”

— Lewis Black

Goat's milk is the closest thing out there to human breast milk. Plus, it is more easily digested than cow's or soy milk. Giving…

— Kristin Cavallari

Eighties vegetarians were a lonely, much maligned breed, exposed to frozen pub-lunch veggie lasagnes, prototype soy milk that floated on tea like a tanker…

— Grace Dent

The key to doing eight shows a week is maintaining your energy. Getting as much sleep as possible and a big, healthy breakfast is…

— Rory O'Malley

My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy…

— Willie Nelson

“I had to drink my first cup of soy milk with her. People bond over that shit.”

— Nyrae Dawn

“I do not permit blasphemy, the F-word, or obscenities such as soy milk at my table. Consider yourself chastised.”

— Dean Koontz

While soy milk is an acquired taste, I prefer almond, cashew and coconut milk.

— Ayesha Takia

“This morning, Ray Bradbury is dead and there is only soy milk at my coffee shop. I do not know which to be more…

— Lewis Mundt

Mostly, I make sure to stay keenly aware of my own shortcomings so that I am more patient with others. It can be hard…

— Karen Dawn