So many rad Harold and Kumar fans confused why the chair…

I was in a small office on the second floor of the West Wing with eight other staffers. We'd worked our hearts out and…

— Kal Penn

Five minutes later, President Obama walked in, sleeves rolled up. He said to us, 'This is not over. We're gonna keep fighting. I'm gonna…

— Kal Penn

Lady crossing the street, not paying attention, almost got hit. Turns to husband & screams, 'Why didn't YOU watch where I was going?!'

— Kal Penn

We should have a badass secret handshake.

— Kal Penn

It's so nice out I imagine this is when rich people go sailing and eat cheese and shit.

— Kal Penn

A few months later, President Obama fought to keep taxes from going up on middle-class families. Our Republican friends said, Sure you can do…

— Kal Penn

Now, President Obama paid off his own student loans not too long ago. He remembers what it is like. He said making it easier…

— Kal Penn

I've worked on a lot of fun movies, but my favorite job was having a boss who gave the order to take out bin…

— Kal Penn

Let's keep fighting for a president who's never stopped fighting for us! Go online. Find your local campaign office. Call your friends. Call some…

— Kal Penn

I volunteered in Iowa in 2007 because, like you, I had friends serving in Iraq, friends who were looking for jobs, others who couldn't…

— Kal Penn

In a cab. It's like a hundred degrees. Can't tell if that manly odor means I'm stinky or if it's the cabbie.

— Kal Penn

CNN annoyed me so I'm watching Dance Moms. Not the first time Tuesday night has ended up like this.

— Kal Penn

I'm also politically independent so I'm not a fan of either the Democrats in Congress or the Republicans in Congress.

— Kal Penn

Overheard. 'Ooh thass that guy from Herald and Gerald go to sumthin sumthin.'

— Kal Penn

The thing that I enjoy about being an actor and the thing that I enjoy about the arts in general is the ability to…

— Kal Penn