I don't want anyone but you. You had me at moron." - Aiden

We are told 'no', we're unimportant, we're peripheral. 'Get a degree, get a job, get a this, get a that.' And then you're a…

— Terence McKenna

Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact…

— William Thomas

I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a…

— Steve-O

“You are a moron. Jackson wanted to bash the message into his head. Because obviously his brain wasn't going to be of any help…

— Candis Terry

“If your philosophy can be explained in a tweet, you're a moron. That's my philosophy. Wait...”

— T.J. Kirk

Whoever said what you don't know, can't hurt you. was a moron. because from what i've been through, not knowing, is the worst feeling…

— Anonymous

I think President Bush is a moron! I think that the only reason he was voted into office is because his family is a…

— Cristian Machado

Scobe's Eighth Law: The moron will enter the single deck game when the count is sky high and the dealer is deciding whether or…

— Frank Scoblete

There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.

— Umberto Eco

“There's nothing more dangerous in this existence than a moron on a mission.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“He's a moron," Blomkvist said. Vanger laughed, but he said: "That may be. But he's not the one who was sentenced by the court.”

— Stieg Larsson

Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the universe, especially…

— William C. Brown

When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as…

— Alice Cooper

Terrorism is obviously on everybody's mind. The other day my son says to me, 'Daddy, how come the bad men hate us?' How sad…

— Greg Giraldo

President Bush is a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all.

— Jean Chretien