Cameron Esposito is a musician and podcaster from the…

My life is an open book. With illustrations.

— Hugh Hefner

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

— Aubrey Plaza

We have to all problems, WHEN THEY ARE NOT OURS:)

— Divya

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

— Will Rogers

“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell…

— Derek Landy

In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent.

— Paris Hilton

And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it…

— James Denton

“And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries between a thing and thought,' she said, 'Thank…

— Steve Martin

One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.

— Tippi Hedren

The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.

— Robert Conquest

I have a really great show jacket from Lavalliere that's really well made, and I have a great pair of Gucci jodhpurs, which is…

— Edie Campbell

The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are…

— Retta

“This Syrian circus/crisis we are going through is hilarious... It’s like watching some thug killing another person and asking him for his bullets but…

— Ziad K. Abdelnour

I'm all about being self-deprecating because I think it's hilarious.

— Ian Harding

Motown, Motown, that's my era. Those are my people.

— Hillary Clinton