Some people have cats. I have a lion.

“She said that cats were more attached to places than to people. And that was why cats are often found in abandoned houses.”

— Kyung-sook Shin

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

— Mason Cooley

Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.

— Anonymous

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

— George Mikes

Indeed, there has never been any sort of organised movement of people who take their cats into the outdoors. Of course, the navy often…

— Michelle Dean

Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some poeple that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.

— P. J. O'Rourke

“Wait a minute. Wait just a hairball kakking minute.”

— Jody Wallace

“The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.”

— Mary Matthews

“How else would you be able to talk, kitten-cat, if you were not thinking, hmmm?' said George to his charge. But it was Francois...who…

— Jem Vanston

“Catterton Cats abide by the rules, Either writing or dancing in their afternoons Because that’s how it’s done, that’s all that— That’s how a…

— Annabelle Nash

“Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

“Well. I am not afraid. But to protect you, Katerina, I will be discreet." Plain Kate considered a cat's idea of discretion, and was…

— Erin Bow

“In one universe, the human race disappeared. It wasn’t an event of controversy among felinekind because most agreed, 'Good riddance.”

— Annabelle Nash

Cat's don't expect birthday presents, they think they already own everything.

— Anonymous

“Lardo was getting on in years, and his big belly tended to slow him down a bit.”

— Sarah Weeks