I think I shot 78 one time. My golf game is so overrated.

I've tried to lose weight two or three times, and every time, my golf game was horrible.

— John Daly

If you can't enjoy the time between golf shots, then you are going to have a pretty difficult life because most of you life…

— Peter Jacobsen

The next time I cry about golf it will only be with joy. It's not worth crying over golf for any other reason. After…

— Rory McIlroy

I thought I might spend the rest of my time on golf. But thinking about it now, I'm happy playing whenever I have some…

— Masayoshi Son

Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.

— Bobby Jones

Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game.

— Jack Nicklaus

Two things I take very seriously in life. My golf game and my relationship with God. Neither one is simple

— Cheryl Ladd

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

— Robin Williams

Green synthetic practice mats are the worst thing for your golf game that I know of. You can hit six inches behind the ball…

— Lee Trevino

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed…

— Amy Alcott

Golf is the only game where the worst player gets the best of it. He obtains more out of it as regards both exercise…

— David Lloyd George

After the abrupt death of my mother, Jane, on Sept. 5, 1991, of a disease called amyloidosis, my dad took up golf at 57.…

— Steve Rushin

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

— Jack Nicklaus

“Golf is a game where you score a 6, yell "Fore" and write down a 5.”

— Paul Harvey

Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists.

— Heywood Hale Broun