I'm the only sexy, funny, charming and adorable…

Well actaully when I see his eyes I look in them and stare and say I love you he is the best to me…

— Lovehim

Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don't think it's sexy, or funny, there's no way I can change your mind.

— Gene Siskel

“When you started this engagement farce I thought I was going to hate every minute of it. Instead I loved every minute of it.…

— Sarah Morgan

When you look at the comedies that are out there, 99 per cent of the time, men are the heroes. It's often thought that…

— Audrey Tautou

“Funny. Sexy and funny and charming. This guy was celibacy Kryptonite.”

— Anonymous

I do think funny is like sexy. You're either funny and sexy, or you're not.

— Christine Baranski

Bullshit, motherfucker! Do you know who you are fucking with?

— Michael Blackson

You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother word to the motherfucker

— NWA

“Not worth it," Cheryl decreed, "been there, done that, got the fuckin' t-shirt and it didn't fit so I threw the motherfucker out.”

— Kristen Ashley

Try again, motherfucker!

— Michael Blackson

If someone hates you without reason, Give that motherfucker a reason

— Khalifa Shavez

“After the exciting word lesson, he started telling me all the possible Q words one can spell without a U. I wondered, Is there…

— Roxane Gay

“Black folk etymological theory posits that motherfucker was a term developed by the children of enslaved Africans in the United States. According to this…

— H. Sammy Alim and Geneva Smitherman

“Yes, the hermitage is underground--miles beneath the surface of Antarctica. And yes, Ike refers to it as unten--literally 'under' or 'below.' But, hello, it's…

— Mark Leyner

“My letters seeking a job, though truthful, diminished the full truth. Face would blanch if the facts had been complete: "Dear Sir," I thought.…

— Edward Bunker