Let me get this straight. You've just told me that I was…

“being bitten by a vampire is not sexy”

— Allison van Diepen

I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.

— Cassandra Clare

“Only you could go to Spokane and get bitten by the one vampire in the whole city Adam to Mercy”

— Patricia Briggs

“Michael...Michael got bitten. And now he's a vampire. But he doesn't remember becoming one, and that's a big problem. So if you see him,…

— Rachel Caine

“Once he asked me what I thought had turned me gay." "I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider," said…

— Cassandra Clare

“ Turned you gay?” She sounded incredulous. “ Alec, you didn’ t tell me gay?” She sounded incredulous. “ Alec, you didn’ t tell…

— Cassandra Clare

“She’s a succubus. So what, the sex would be hot. She’s a slaver. So what, the sex would be hot. One track mind.”

— Keri Lake

I know plenty of hyper-intelligent metal people, but at the same time, there's this dumbass, hardheaded, macho attitude associated with it. For younger people,…

— Blake Judd

“I didn’t ask for your help,” I muttered, too exhausted to properly argue. “So fuck you.” An alarm bell went off in my head…

— Natasha McNeely

Aubrey, crouching on a nearby counter, watched me with squinty eyes, apparently pondering why anyone would willingly immerse themselves in water ever, let alone…

— Richelle Mead

“Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone…

— Richelle Mead

What hope is there?” I asked. “If even angels fall, what hope is there for the rest of us?” “There isn’t,” he said. “We’re…

— Richelle Mead

Essentially the Succubus is a mythical figure - who used to come in and cause trouble with innocent men.

— MyAnna Buring

Lucky Charms?” I asked. “Magically delicious,” he explained. “Requisite for any sort of building project.” I shook my head, still amazed at how he…

— Richelle Mead

It was a nephilim.” “A nephi-what?” asked Hugh, startled. “Isn’t that a character on Sesame Street?” Peter spoke up for the first time.

— Richelle Mead