People don't like politicians.

I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.

— Steven Wright

Musicians are like politicians. They're the last people who should be making music, just like politicians are the last people who should be running…

— Nigel Godrich

A statesman is a politician who has been dead ten or fifteen years

— Harry S Truman

These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.

— George Carlin

Politicians should be dedicated to the welfare of the people, but sometimes politics becomes like a game of chess, in which the sole aim…

— Nirmala Srivastava

Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion.

— Will Rogers

I don't like politicians who vacillate.

— Eliot Spitzer

I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're…

— Joan Rivers

I'm less upset with politicians than the media. I feel like politicians, there is a certain, inherent - you know, the way I always…

— Jon Stewart

I don't even pretend we can occupy the Lib Dem holier-than-thou, hands-entirely-clean-and-entirely-empty-type stance. No, we are getting our hands dirty, and inevitably and totally…

— Nick Clegg

If we meet an honest and intelligent politician, a dozen, a hundred, we say they aren't like politicians at all, and our category of…

— Randall Jarrell

Surrounded by high-paid publicity people and professional ego massagers, movie stars, like politicians, almost invariably come to believe that they are nicer, more charming,…

— Michael Korda

We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.

— MaryJanice Davidson

Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.

— Anonymous

Unlike the general public, I rather like most politicians.

— Andrew Marr