I can do a Wheelie on a UniCycle.

I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down…this should be every boy's dream!

— Bart Simpson

“I’m so lowbrow that I don’t want to grow a unibrow, but I do want to grow a unicycle on my forehead.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Beware the dark stranger! He rides a unicycle!”

— Stephen King

“I make love like I ride my two-seater unicycle—slowly. If you feel unstable, you can hang on to my handlebar mustache.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Marriage is a bike, not a unicycle”

— Shon Hyneman

“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to raise enough money to buy a bicycle.”

— Jarod Kintz

I do own a unicycle, which I use for workout purposes as opposed to doing tricks.

— Jay Duplass

“Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole my whole unicycle!”

— Jarod Kintz

A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable; they're doing something amazing that very few people can do.

— Ted Alexandro

I wonder if Harley-Davidson makes a unicycle

— Michael Hedges

Why go out and be a third wheel when yuo can stay home and be a unicycle?

— Anonymous

“Pele popularized the bicycle kick, and I created the unicycle kick. It’s like the bicycle kick, only it requires more balance and one less…

— Jarod Kintz

“I once met an asexual unicycle, but I wasn’t wearing rubber gloves so I didn’t even try to pick it up. Ah, but that’s…

— Jarod Kintz

“Everyone stops for a giant on a unicycle.”

— Kimberly Willis Holt