I try to make the majority of my audience laugh.

One and God make a majority.

— Frederick Douglass

If you can get enough votes so that mine will make a majority, you can have it.

— Calvin Coolidge

I don't think majority of the audience associate Mohanlal with a creative, genius artiste; it's just that they see themselves in him.

— Priyadarshan

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.

— Jeff Dunham

When I'm up on stage, I don't think about anything except the song I'm singing. Anyway, the majority of my audience is female, and…

— Anonymous

When they say you're the best, I always remember that the majority of the audience probably thinks someone else should have gotten the award.

— Brad Paisley

The majority of my audience has always been women.

— Teddy Pendergrass

The major caveat in all of comedy is that it's all instinctive. There's no true criteria. There is no right or wrong. Ultimately, often…

— Larry Charles

Lucian [of Samosata; 120-190 CE] was trying to make his audience laugh, rather than start a revolution

— Jennifer Michael Hecht

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think…

— Carrot Top

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

— Todd Barry

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If…

— Tina Fey

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

— Lenny Bruce

I want to make the audience laugh and cry within ten seconds, to show just how close those emotions are.

— Simon Neil

That is Obama's signature move: Invent people who are saying ridiculous things and then encourage the audience to laugh at these made-up buffoons.

— Ann Coulter