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I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely…

“I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering Generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their General's bowel movements or their Colonel's piles, an army that would be shown for a…” quote by Jean Lartéguy
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““I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering Generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their General's bowel movements or their Colonel's piles, an army that would be shown for a modest fee on every fairground in the country. The other would be the real one, composed entirely of young enthusiasts in camouflage uniforms, who would not be put on display, but from whom impossible efforts would be demanded and to whom all sorts of tricks would be taught. That's the army in which I should like to fight.””

Jean Lartéguy

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

The speaker imagines two armies: one a decorative showpiece, the other a serious, disciplined force of true enthusiasts, contrasting spectacle with genuine commitment.

In simple terms: Two armies: one for show, one real.

Key Takeaway

Value substance over display.

Themes

military authenticity performance

Mood

critical ironic

Type

satirical philosophical

When to use this quote

  • public relations
  • military training
  • political activism

Key Concepts

political satire leadership

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does true commitment look like?
  • How does performance affect perception?
A Different Perspective

Spectacle can still influence public opinion.

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