It was great being back here with my club, but the…

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

— Frank Carson

You're a good Irishman, right?" When Butch nodded, V said, "Irish, Irish… let me think. Yeah…" Vishous's eyes sobered, and in a voice that…

— J.R. Ward

The Irishman in English literature may be said to have been born with an apology in his mouth.

— James Connolly

I agree with the realistic Irishman who said he preferred to prophesy after the event.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

I like to think I'm an honorary Irishman. Me and Jack Charlton!

— Dylan Llewellyn

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.

— Anonymous

“I wasn't an Irishman, but I knew how it felt to have someone standing over you, controlling your life and wanting to call it…

— Eddie Huang

Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an…

— Anonymous

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.

— Frank Carson

The Irishman frees himself from slavery when he realizes the truth that the capitalist system is the most foreign thing in Ireland. The Irish…

— James Connolly

“An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination.”

— George Bernard Shaw

You ran away from an adorable Irishman who wanted to se you naked?

— Christine Warren

Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder.

— Jim Bishop

“A real Irishman will give everything of himself--except that kernel of his soul which makes him a mystery to other peoples.”

— Jim Tully Beggars Abroad

I am an Irish person. I'm an Irishman, but I'm also an Ulsterman.

— Adrian Dunbar