I got like a little lucky two dollar bill, so I keep it…

If I had a dollar for every time you've fucked me over, I'd move far, far away from you, and never see you again.

— Jesse Reitz

If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.

— Mitch Hedberg

Relative income uses two variables: the dollar and time, usually hours.

— Anonymous

If I had a dollar for every time I gave a fuck, I would have $0. -Just Saying

— Ephrem Hardin

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that question... wait a minute, I do have a dollar for every time…

— Scott Skiles

All too much of the wage structure has been based on the time workers put in, rather than upon the product put out. The…

— Wheeler McMillen

If I had to give you a dollar for every time I didn't give a fuck You'd be rich and I'd be broke.

— Melany

My life has been wonderful. Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think.

— Christopher Walken

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think.

— Christopher Walken

To win a national championship, you've got to be a little lucky.

— Lou Holtz

If I had a dollar for every time someone made fun of me in high school-oh wait, I do!

— Bill Gates

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.

— Anonymous

I keep all the shoes I can get in the world.

— Jalen Ramsey

I think you're lucky if you discover what you really love at a young age. College wasn't something I was going to do. I…

— Gary Sinise

Our crowds seem to keep growing whether we put out a record or not, so I feel very lucky to have that support.

— Danny Carey