If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would…

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

— David Beckham

All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through.

— R. Kelly

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

— Jessica Simpson

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

— Justin Bieber

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think…

— Alicia Silverstone

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

— Axl Rose

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in…

— Britney Spears

I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

— Alicia Silverstone

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

— Jessica Simpson

I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest…

— Kanye West

Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

— George W. Bush

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.

— Sylvester Stallone

I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but…

— Kim Kardashian

The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.

— Michael Jackson

“My grandmother’s is the world that dropped the bomb—itself a slick object—so elegantly smooth it managed to slip past American consciousness, past enemy lines.”

— John D'Agata