I catch you without your ahstrux nohtrum again, I'm…

We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter…

— Patricia Heaton

“It's no accident that in a bureaucracy getting fired is called 'termination,' as in ontological erasure.”

— David Foster Wallace

In my real life, hard work, doing my job, working well with others and finding solutions without drama has never gotten me fired before.

— Kate Gosselin

Basically, Pizza Hut just backed out on the ad agency at the last minute. They got fired and we got fired. It was a…

— Gene Ween

They'll totally hire me if I say I got fired from my job on the Hill because of a sex scandal.

— Jessica Cutler

“If you get fired from your job, that’s outside your control, so you shouldn’t be personally invested in your job.”

— Bart D. Ehrman

When I got fired, I had a feeling of loss because Viacom had been a passionate long-term relationship. But I got my balance back.…

— Tom Freston

I have to thank the guy who fired me because he was also the guy who hired me.

— Serge Savard

We've all had someone break our hearts or have been fired from a job or have been cheated.

— Greg Sestero

My life is my business and you're fired.

— Sonya Parker

When I fire, I just look at them and I say, 'You're fired.' I don't prolong it.

— Corey Harrison

Michael Vick on Andy Reid being fired: 'It's a dog eat dog world out there.'

— Anonymous

If you've got to get fired, it's really fabulous to get fired with a friend.

— Jorja Fox

“Shortly before I was fired, the company at the Desoto Solar Farm emailed me the legally required OSHA signs to install in my office.…

— Steven Magee

There has never been a master plan. Anyone who wanted to do it, we fired because it takes on a life of its own…

— Charlie Munger