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“You took me for a date at the zoo, said my love left something to prove, so I did all I knew to do, I stole a fat rhinoceros for you! Stolen rhino, in my car, Stolen rhino, now love me more Stolen rhino, I did it for you, Stolen rhino, don't make me steal two!” quote by J.L. Bryan
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““You took me for a date at the zoo, said my love left something to prove, so I did all I knew to do, I stole a fat rhinoceros for you! Stolen rhino, in my car, Stolen rhino, now love me more Stolen rhino, I did it for you, Stolen rhino, don't make me steal two!””

J.L. Bryan

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A humorous tale of stealing a rhino to impress a lover, highlighting absurd devotion.

In simple terms: Exaggerated devotion through a ridiculous act.

Key Takeaway

Recognize the line between love and absurdity.

Themes

love absurdity humor devotion

Mood

playful ironic

Type

ly humorous

When to use this quote

  • courtship
  • creative writing
  • comedy performance

Key Concepts

exaggeration gift-giving relationship dynamics

Questions to Reflect On

  • What would you do to impress a loved one?
  • When does devotion become harmful?
A Different Perspective

Such actions are illegal and dangerous.

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