This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that…

People always wonder when the world is going to end. I believe that the world will end when everyone stops loving.

— Nichole Fickes

A South Korean inventor has finally created the robot that mankind has been waiting for. Scientists who have been worried about the robot apocalypse…

— Mike Pesca

The end of the world begins the moment you die.

— Billy Graham

If it makes you feel any better, this isn't my first apocalypse. There is hope.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funerals and weddings were commonplace, and nothing could have been so interesting to them as the coming of the end of the world ...…

— Edward Eggleston

“The world did not end with a bang, nor did it end with a whimper. It was more of a chomp. And a slurp.”

— J. Rudolph

Nuclear apocalypse-who do you need? Actors are probably not top of the list. What can I do for you? I can pretend to be…

— Christian Bale

“It was a comfortable, familiar apocalypse,”

— Adrian Barnes

In the New Testament alone there are Gospels, acts, epistles, and an apocalypse. Gospels contain literary forms like miracles, parables, pronouncements, proverbs, farewell discourses,…

— Craig Blomberg

The day came. The wrath descended. Sin, guilt, and retribution? The manic psychoses of those entities we referred to as states, institutions, systems -…

— Philip K. Dick

“People have always been good at imagining the end of the world, which is much easier to picture than the strange sidelong paths of…

— Rebecca Solnit

The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P

— Anonymous

“I once fed a dog-fight operator to the dogs he had abused for so long, and do you want to know something? It felt…

— Cedric Nye

“You and I are victims of the same disease. We're fighting the same war, just different battles in different theaters, and it's way too…

— Isaac Marion

I've been around long enough now and have learned to be flexible enough to know that every movie isn't going to be Apocalypse Now…

— Laurence Fishburne