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And there will be no waste, I promise you," he went on…

“And there will be no waste, I promise you," he went on, waving his finger in the air as he got into his stride. "You see, the trouble with the professor is that, once he stops for lunch, he tends to lose interest. He drinks a good deal, you know," he confided. "What's left over gets thrown away or…” quote by Iain Pears
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““And there will be no waste, I promise you," he went on, waving his finger in the air as he got into his stride. "You see, the trouble with the professor is that, once he stops for lunch, he tends to lose interest. He drinks a good deal, you know," he confided. "What's left over gets thrown away or gnawed by rats in the basement. Whereas I will pickle you..." "I beg your pardon?" Prestcott said weakly. "Pickle you," Lower replied enthusiastically. "It is the very latest technique. If we joint you and pop you into a vat of spirits, you will keep for very much longer.””

Iain Pears

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A character proposes a bizarre preservation method using spirits, mixing dark humor with absurdity to illustrate desperation or madness.

In simple terms: Bizarre preservation with spirits.

Key Takeaway

Question absurd solutions in desperate times.

Themes

absurdity dark humor innovation

Mood

dark ironic

Type

satirical fictional

When to use this quote

  • science labs
  • survival scenarios
  • creative brainstorming

Key Concepts

science fiction ethical dilemmas madness

Questions to Reflect On

  • What drives characters to extreme measures?
  • When does humor cross into cruelty?
A Different Perspective

The method is impractical and morally questionable.

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